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VINTAGE
U.S. MILITARY NUCLEAR DEVICE MINT L@@K!!
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Item
number: 218755248 |
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Important: Use
of item and sacrifice of your life as a result of operation does not
insure
martyrdom or entry into Paradise. Vaporization of innocent citizens as
a result of the separate and covert
decisions
of their government
does not, in any way, reflect upon or place blame on the manufacturer of
this nuclear device or the people responsible for its proliferation.
All sales final. |
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Current bid: |
US $150,000,000,000.00
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11 days? 50 years? 1095 A.D. 270 bids (US $1,000,000 starting bid) jihad68 ( 1 ) Karachi, Pakistan Global Enough to trigger detection by US intelligence, but subject to inaction determined by political utility. |
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DESCRIPTION
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Vintage 1970's US Military W53 nuclear device. Approx. 9 MT yield. Will smash any infidel. Ideal for any Holy War. Mint condition device is unused, unopened, and in original cradle and lead crate with COA featuring signature and graven image of Edward Teller. No background check required, item is available to highest bidder. Ships to any port. All sales final — sorry, no returns. Thanks for bidding.
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SHIPPING,
CONCEALMENT, BRIBES
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Contact seller for details. A few cautionary notes: Nuclear weapons are extremely destructive, with immediate effects including blast and thermal radiation and delayed effects produced by ionizing radiation, neutrons, and radioactive fallout. Because of its destructiveness, your W53 requires precautions to prevent accidental detonation during shipping. Arming is accomplished by removing a safety connector plug and replacing it with a distinctive floral-patterned arming connector. With a minimum amount of preparation, you'll be ready to commit your atrocity with complete assurance. |
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PAYMENT
METHODS ACCEPTED
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• Money order / Cashiers Check / Tanzanite / Crude Oil / Pipeline Right-of-Way • Other — See Payment Instructions for payment methods accepted |
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READY
TO SMITE THE GREAT SATAN?
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VINTAGE
U.S. NUCLEAR NUCLEAR DEVICE MINT L@@K!!
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Current
Bid: US $150,000,000,000.00 (minimum bid increment US $100,000,000.00) |
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| Posted November 16, 2005 | |
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